Even by 2020, the lights were starting to go dim on the whole thing. Now the iFunny Ball 2016 was a class-act event. I was actually the drummer for hit band DrGoodGuy and his Deep iFunnians. The Vapester was our saxophone, Zank_Zemes played the keyboard. Our frontman was Lord B8R himself, back when he was a star--this was back before the drugs took their toll on him and he had to quit the music scene, of course. But the signs were still there, to anyone who could notice them.
We were playing the classics up on that stage, back when it still had the art deco look, before they remodeled it. "Big Boys in Town," "Like This Picture to Stop Joseph Kony," we gave them the works. Sure, nobody listened to us play and they were just there for the drinks, but they knew how to throw a party back then. Of course, you gotta give them "Rocket Chainsaw" for the encore, it's just expected of you. Yep, those were the days.
I feel like I’m in a museum, or a yt video voiced by an almost insufferable Blerd, describing a historical event I should have pride for. I’ll confess I was floating a centimetre off my chair as I read this (until you gave unpleasant remarks about taz)
CANT TELL IF METAPHOR/FICTION
OR ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Was this funny
I just got started reading it idk
I often comment before finishing a post
Its true, all of it
We need sequels. ASAP.
I should make a spinoff detailing what happened at ifunny prom
Did this happen
Yeah I wrote like 300 words and realized it sucked ass and I was failing my classes
Can I see the 300 words
Deleted it off the notes app
I can’t imagine writing posts on the notes app
Even by 2020, the lights were starting to go dim on the whole thing. Now the iFunny Ball 2016 was a class-act event. I was actually the drummer for hit band DrGoodGuy and his Deep iFunnians. The Vapester was our saxophone, Zank_Zemes played the keyboard. Our frontman was Lord B8R himself, back when he was a star--this was back before the drugs took their toll on him and he had to quit the music scene, of course. But the signs were still there, to anyone who could notice them.
We were playing the classics up on that stage, back when it still had the art deco look, before they remodeled it. "Big Boys in Town," "Like This Picture to Stop Joseph Kony," we gave them the works. Sure, nobody listened to us play and they were just there for the drinks, but they knew how to throw a party back then. Of course, you gotta give them "Rocket Chainsaw" for the encore, it's just expected of you. Yep, those were the days.
-Wolliver, sent from my iPad
Gem article, though there are some inaccuracies:
- SoyBooru didn't launch until 2021/2022
- There isn't a prophecy about how a recolored mario with peter griffin dna would save the deep ifunniers
- Ols47 was still on the app during 2020
Peak (non)fiction
We need to get fadia on here so we can virtually assault her
This isn’t just a gem it’s the whole vein
Reading this gave me a lot of old 4chan narrative vibes, some of my favorite 1d4chan write-ups.
Truly, amazing work. A whole culture in piece of funny meta-self-reflective commentary. Better than a thousand goy-slop films.
I feel like I’m in a museum, or a yt video voiced by an almost insufferable Blerd, describing a historical event I should have pride for. I’ll confess I was floating a centimetre off my chair as I read this (until you gave unpleasant remarks about taz)
Stefano Ricci saved you from looking like new money
This is the funniest thing I've ever read