One time when I was 5 I wanted to be pacman and put 2 coins in my mouth but I ended up choking on them for 3 hours until I threw them up in the hospital
When I was little, I apparently shoved a bug and a bb pellet up one of my ears. Even as a toddler, I knew it was better not to listen to the bullshitters around me 💯
Idk just whatever really. I mean da whole point of dis post was thing *you* felt were important and dis provides a certain artistic and expressive element that makes it authentic but would also be missing if you just did whatever we wanted.
Hard agree with the aversion to danger, and in regards to people like Mike some just win and some just loose🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️ College roommate and friend was sort of like him, fun guy
Writing to sound smart and speaking on what you actually know are worlds apart. Can’t stand them pseudo academia types who write in the former. Feel you on the lying thing too, I’ve been in incredibly similar circumstances and all you can do is want to cry and scream out. Sucks
God it makes me so mad when people write u can they are just gooning thre ego. I fucking love spelling words wrong on purpose i want to be retarted ao bad
The worst part about the people who try to sound smart on chudstack is that they all seem to make really basic spelling and grammar mistakes. At least one per post, which completely topples the image instantly. Strangely, the only spelling and grammar mistakes I see on ifunny are intentional. Wat means?
i met pseudo mike figure once. i didn't have that much time to get to know him, only about a month. he, like 'mike', was extroverted, brilliant and very quickly became very popular. i could not say as to his academic abilities, but i would assume it safe to believe they were good aswell. the girl were also orbiting around her, though he really only had eyes for one i suppose. i found that most interesting, as he wasn't a particularly handsome person (by no means ugly mind you), he was even a little out of shape. also if i remember correctly he is the heir to a noble mantion estate.
i would say more but i haven't seen or heard of him in many years, and the breif 1 month spat i knew him in didn't give me any stories of his daring act, not that any could happen really, we were only 14-15 at the time.
this comment might have been to long for what is essentially, "yup i knew a guy like that i think maybe, dunno though... LOL". whatever
You should def do more of these short thoughts, especially on ur college experience. I'm gonna be a junior next year and I def relate on seeing guys like Mike or being the reddtitor who grits their teeth at parties
Drowning has to be one of the worst ways to die, save actual torture. I too would rather die of exhaustion than drown.
This is kind of like that time I forgot my wallet on the bus and ran to the next bus stop to catch the bus before it left forever. It was around a quarter of a mile in 1:30 but I could probably have gone faster if I didn’t run half of it in flip-flops, and the other half barefoot. One of my goated moments
One time when I was 5 I wanted to be pacman and put 2 coins in my mouth but I ended up choking on them for 3 hours until I threw them up in the hospital
When I was 5 I put corn up my nose and it got so deep I almost needed surgery but the doctor pulled the kernel out with some comically long pincers
I sort of did dis but instead of coins it was ice age fruit snacks (shaped like Sid) and instead of the hospital it was my bathtub
I still eat cartoon character gummy snacks
the scooby doo fruits snacks went hard but they put a total of 6 of them in a bag
When I was little, I apparently shoved a bug and a bb pellet up one of my ears. Even as a toddler, I knew it was better not to listen to the bullshitters around me 💯
Yeah I would like to see more.
Any favorites
Stuff I can use to nefariously blackmail you ideally.
Erm I meant from this one. On some floor meat type shii 😭
Jej
Idk just whatever really. I mean da whole point of dis post was thing *you* felt were important and dis provides a certain artistic and expressive element that makes it authentic but would also be missing if you just did whatever we wanted.
Hard agree with the aversion to danger, and in regards to people like Mike some just win and some just loose🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️ College roommate and friend was sort of like him, fun guy
I’d like to read more, I like the way you write.
Ty
Mom story was evil. Felt an incel chudrage flow down into my balled up fists.
Women are evil
Mike is an inspiration to me, you only live once! These musings are great, keep writing more.
Writing to sound smart and speaking on what you actually know are worlds apart. Can’t stand them pseudo academia types who write in the former. Feel you on the lying thing too, I’ve been in incredibly similar circumstances and all you can do is want to cry and scream out. Sucks
God it makes me so mad when people write u can they are just gooning thre ego. I fucking love spelling words wrong on purpose i want to be retarted ao bad
The worst part about the people who try to sound smart on chudstack is that they all seem to make really basic spelling and grammar mistakes. At least one per post, which completely topples the image instantly. Strangely, the only spelling and grammar mistakes I see on ifunny are intentional. Wat means?
i met pseudo mike figure once. i didn't have that much time to get to know him, only about a month. he, like 'mike', was extroverted, brilliant and very quickly became very popular. i could not say as to his academic abilities, but i would assume it safe to believe they were good aswell. the girl were also orbiting around her, though he really only had eyes for one i suppose. i found that most interesting, as he wasn't a particularly handsome person (by no means ugly mind you), he was even a little out of shape. also if i remember correctly he is the heir to a noble mantion estate.
i would say more but i haven't seen or heard of him in many years, and the breif 1 month spat i knew him in didn't give me any stories of his daring act, not that any could happen really, we were only 14-15 at the time.
this comment might have been to long for what is essentially, "yup i knew a guy like that i think maybe, dunno though... LOL". whatever
That’s cool tho thanks for sharing
oh also, i did quite like the 'stack; if you needed encouragement to write more similar.
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You should def do more of these short thoughts, especially on ur college experience. I'm gonna be a junior next year and I def relate on seeing guys like Mike or being the reddtitor who grits their teeth at parties
I liked reading this. Definitely write more
Ty pickle Rick
Your mom sounds neurotic
Drowning has to be one of the worst ways to die, save actual torture. I too would rather die of exhaustion than drown.
This is kind of like that time I forgot my wallet on the bus and ran to the next bus stop to catch the bus before it left forever. It was around a quarter of a mile in 1:30 but I could probably have gone faster if I didn’t run half of it in flip-flops, and the other half barefoot. One of my goated moments
You seem cool, mb for reading these in reverse order. I hope your entire life has not been as depressing as some of these snippets have been.
It hasn’t been , I just included them because they’re more interesting. Ty bro
I know exactly how you feel about that powerful cringing feeling at certain memories that you feel down to your chest. Always makes the heart sink.